helixdaunting

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My children will refer to me as father. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 58 points 9 months ago

Use the acronym: BOSS

Ich iel in c/ich_iel@feddit.de
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It took me 10 minutes on Google Translate, but I eventually figured out that this is funny. πŸ‘

Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Bone jaw in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I miss the "bone apple tea" subreddit. That and "boot too big" were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

Trick or Treat! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Come on, "Pumpkin Spice" was right there.

Would that be a.....snail trail? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

Ask Lemmy: Traditional vs natural mouse scrolling; which do you use? in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't give Tesla any ideas.

That or being relegated to Step-Mom roles in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One step at a time

In Spain, dozens of girls are reporting AI-generated nude photos of them being circulated at school: β€˜My heart skipped a beat’ in c/europe@feddit.de
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I've never heard that joke before, but that's brilliant.

Probably a stupid question, but will we ever have something like a microwave to make things cold? Is there a reason this can't exist? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I'm in this comment and I'm totally fine so stop asking.

Ex-Proud Boys leader sentenced to 22 years for role in US Capitol attack in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Welcome to jaaaaazz club.

Ron DeSantis Says He Has β€œMoved On” And Disney Should Drop Its Lawsuit Against Him in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wouldn't it be nice to "fuck around" some, never get to "finding out" too fast.

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