gibmiser

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What, are you above biology? The guy is asking how things would be different if we were biologically similar to other animals thar have mating seasons.

Maybe sex wouldn't have the same stigmas. Maybe we wouldn't care who a child's father was and would raise our partners children as our own.

Maybe there would be less creepy aggressive people since presumably it would be easier for them to have their sexual needs met. Maybe the ones that still act aggressively are quickly delta with and somehow excluded or punished.

Maybe maybe maybe. Thought experiment. Hypothetical. Relax.

Are you just off-put assuming that this is some guys sexual fantasy?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Entrapment much?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (8 children)

You use what ya got, and you don't buy database software or hire a database guy until you know you need one

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good luck controlling the camera

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I imagine the swamp is a kind of insulation?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

While the music style is not everyone's cup of tea is an excellent example of a ballad and I think it's a fun song And well done.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Worth noting it's not computer graphics, it is a really excellent puppet

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This made me think of little house of horrors (the color one"l)

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah I'll say I'm a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is bottom right wearing a prosthetic mouth piece?

 

What's the best game deal you ever got?

For me it was the original Subnautica. Was a free give away before it got popular and I had no expectations when I played it. Really enjoyed the exploration and the pacing.

Second was Axiom Verge - I got it for free before it became popular but I don't remember how. I bought it when it went to Steam because I wanted to support the creator.

Both are fun exploration sorts of games if you haven't played them. Axiom Verge is a metroidvania. Kinda a weird game, but in a good way.

 
 

Sitting here watching paw patrol with my kids for the 10th time, got bored. Used AI.

INT. PAW PATROL HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT

RYDER, a 10-year-old boy and the leader of the PAW PATROL, a team of talking dogs who perform rescue missions, is in his office, talking on the phone.

RYDER: Yes, Mr. President, the shipment is on its way. Don't worry, no one will suspect a thing. The Paw Patrol is the perfect cover for our operation. (laughs) Who would ever think that a bunch of cute puppies are actually smuggling weapons to your country?

He hangs up the phone and turns to his computer screen, where he sees a live feed of a cargo plane flying over the ocean.

RYDER: Excellent. Everything is going according to plan. Soon, I will have enough money to fund my ultimate project: the Paw-nator. A giant robot dog that will destroy anyone who stands in my way.

He laughs maniacally.

Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door.

RYDER: Come in.

The door opens and CHASE, a German shepherd and the police dog of the Paw Patrol, enters.

CHASE: Ryder, sir, I need to talk to you.

RYDER: What is it, Chase?

CHASE: Well, sir, I've been doing some digging, and I found something very disturbing.

RYDER: What do you mean?

CHASE: I found out that you've been selling weapons to developing nations, using the Paw Patrol as a front.

RYDER: What? That's ridiculous. Where did you get that idea?

CHASE: I hacked into your computer, sir. I saw the records, the transactions, the video feeds. It's all there, sir. You can't deny it.

RYDER: Chase, I'm sorry, but you've made a terrible mistake. You've stumbled upon something you shouldn't have. Something that's bigger than you, bigger than me, bigger than the Paw Patrol.

CHASE: What are you talking about, sir?

RYDER: I'm talking about the new world order, Chase. The world is changing, and I'm changing with it. I'm not just a kid anymore, Chase. I'm a visionary, a leader, a mastermind. I'm the one who's going to shape the future of this planet, and you're either with me or against me.

CHASE: Sir, you've gone mad. You've betrayed everything the Paw Patrol stands for. You've betrayed your friends, your team, your country.

RYDER: No, Chase, you're the one who's betrayed me. You're the one who's betrayed the Paw Patrol. You're the one who's betrayed your duty.

CHASE: My duty is to protect the innocent, sir. To uphold the law, sir. To stop the bad guys, sir. And right now, you're the bad guy, sir.

RYDER: Is that so? Well, then, I guess we have a problem, don't we?

He presses a button on his desk, and a trap door opens under Chase, sending him falling into a dark pit.

RYDER: Goodbye, Chase. You were a good dog, but a bad cop.

He closes the trap door and resumes his evil laughter.

FADE OUT.

 
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look within (lemmy.world)
 
 

Based on the popular book

 

Anyone feel like pitching my movie idea to Mr Bacon? Sci-fi stupid comedy with celebrity cameos.

Kevin Bacon is not just a famous actor, he is also a secret agent of the Multiverse Agency, a covert organization that monitors and protects the stability of the infinite realities.

Using a device called the Baconator, he can travel to any universe where he has starred in a movie, and assume the role of his character. However, when a rogue agent named Kevin Beacon starts to wreak havoc across the multiverse, Kevin Bacon must team up with his alternate selves to stop him before he destroys the balance of existence.

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Future You (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by gibmiser@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

 
 

Make only each account's 5 most recent upvotes effect post rank. In effect this would make vote sellers need to make many more accounts to be useful, they would need to churn upvotes.

Things would move and change more frequently. Vote farming would be more obvious and make countermeasures easier.

At least that is how I imagine it would go.

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