The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.
If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.
Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…
They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.
He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.
Screen cap shamelessly stolen from the delightful @nocontexttrek@mastodon.social
JFC, you know Trump’s IT guy has seen some shit. Probably has a 1000 yard stare.
Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.
This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.
Now you and me battle for the supremacy of our respective generations on the fields of Usenet, to honour our ancestors.
The zoomers were never on Twitter. Too busy with their Snappychats and Tikkytalks.
We’ll there was that time Kublai Khan tried to invade Japan with the largest amphibious assault in history (until D-day) and got absolutely wrecked by a typhoon.
Then tried again a few years later, with an even larger force, and got wrecked by another typhoon.
Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.