Did you get the heat pump dryer and induction stove yet? I think there are federal rebates for all that including the water heater

"Sir, we have a situation."

"Open the gift card safe."

I expected AI to destroy humanity, but more with killer robots and less job theft and creepy weirdos making porn

Election is coming up, all Russian bots

I've heard kids these days search tiktok instead of Google.

Kids are fucking stupid

Stop using work devices for personal business

That's funny, I haven't stolen music in over 10 years thanks to Spotify, but they haven't split all the music into 20 services or jacked up the price every year.

Granted they don't pay the artists, but that's not my problem.

Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.

I miss scottishpeopletwitter, did that move over here?

Just built a 50TB Plex server, get fucked mouse

Oh the guy who made EA suck is now making Unity suck what a shocker

I'd take that with many grains of salt, brands and influencers aren't moving and neither are their followers