I have a whole protocol for this.
You got a 5-count once there's no one in front of you to go. Then you get a quick tap.
Then you get a 2-count to start moving. Then you get a double tap.
Then you get another 2-count. If you haven't started moving by now, you get 1 tap every second until you fucking move for the love of fuck just fucking GO jesus tap-dancing christ in a Bethlaham drag show GO!!
The first one I played was Zelda, on a gold cartridge, on the original NES.
The oldest system I played on was an Atari.
The oldest system I played games on was an Appie IIe, and it was Sticky Bear Basket Bounce. That game is like, my youth.
I'll pile on with a "Yup!"
While I fell into a pattern where I intend to upgrade every 2 years maybe 5 or 6 years ago, I've noticed in that same time frame that both the cost of new devices has gone up significantly and the durability of those devices has dropped.
I'm very easy on my phones. They spend a vast majority of their time on my desk, or plugged into my car. I'm old and boring enough that "going out" involves sitting down at a table at a nice dinner with friends and then going home. That said, the battery life on my phones starts to degrade after about a year. Various flaws start to creep up in the device. I've already had to replace the screen on my Pixel 7 Pro once -- though, to be fair, it took a tumble from the couch onto a hardwood floor, but even that, really, shouldn't turn the screen non-functional.
It's disappointing to see that planned obsolescence rearing its head.
The worst part was it wasn't even good gay porn.
Legolas?
I have a bunch of those in GitHub actions now! "This will be deprecated in 2023..." for the AWS SDK.
checks calendar
Uh, you can use contractions. Must'f.
How the fuck am I supposed to evaluate my worth as a person without an arbitrary number assigned by internet strangers???
In the short term, a series of collapses as we reach ever closer toward that singularity. There's a great many constraints on our ability to grow while on Earth, and it's proving difficult to get off the planet in any reasonable method with our current technology. I suspect we'll need to fall down and rebuild a couple times before we can reliably spread to other planets, or even simply exist in orbit.
Once we get up there, though, and we're no longer constrained by Earth's resource limits, we'll grow signficantly. I suspect we'll move toward a machine-based society, both in automation and robotics, but also integrating technology into our bodies.
At some point, someone is going to figure out how to do that mind to machine transfer, and we'll diverge as a species. The organic humans and the composite AI / machine-based humanity.
Knowing how stupid we are, though, we'll probably end up becoming the Borg.
But ugh, ipv6 is haaarrrrd
Everyone always skips the last step, but that's where you learn.
A lot of science fiction writers try to address the problem of time when humanity becomes a space-faring race. Star Trek has the idea of a "Stardate" and instructed the script writers to just fucking make it up,
Meanwhile, Asimov in the Robots / Foundation universe, everyone still uses the idea of a 365-day / 24-hour day "year", even if no one remembers Earth (except a R. Daneel Olivaw and a few others).
And Kim Stanley Robinson in his Mars trilogy does what OP notes -- Martian years are longer, and the societies diverge pretty rapidly, within a generation, for a whole host of reasons.