If he wins, we're not going quietly either.
archonet
joined 11 months ago
You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?
Oh no, friend, that's when shit gets real.
"oh no, the vegans are leaving!" said no-one ever
Don't care + touch grass, don't eat it. Bye 😘
no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren't doing it to be healthy, they're doing it to feel morally superior.
What you mean to mock them with is "yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗"
I'm still in the process of letting mine die (hope is a stubborn thing), but sometimes you need to accept your lot in life. Not everyone gets to do everything they want to.
now, I just don't know what else to dream for instead. As it is, I'm just existing and waiting to die.
it's nice to see I've never had an original thought in my life
Friendly reminder that nobody asked you for your opinion on others choices, and it's a shit one.
On the one hand, yeah, this is a horrible thing to say to someone
On the other, if anyone ever reminded you of Stephen from Django Unchained... This guy's a pretty good candidate.
The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.
Now for some reason I really want to see "Pink Floyd / The Wall" edited into the Walmart font.
Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. "it's not that Trump lost, it's that Kamala Harris has occult powers" was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn't even have a bingo card ready.