Colbert didn't even break a sweat.
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I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.
He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.
Good news everyone!!!!!
Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!
He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.
Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?
Its solves a Google problem....how can it get more of your money?
Doggie wallet! You give your pet a monthly Google allowance to spend on Google, and then watch how happy he is to spend it on fortnight and rowblox.
Wow! Very nice going TimApple!
One dey, I'm gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.
What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.
I'm afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.
I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.
Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!