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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe we should train AI on that book to predict what he will do next and what to do to prevent it?

Anyone with AI maybe should try to use big company resources to help weaponize AI against Nazis.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Instead there will be a new category "AI" in all porn cites.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Because of Schindler's list, Ann Frank's diary and history classes, I totally understood why Vietnamese people here in the US wanted to change their name to a more American name. I found it funny at first when I met my first Viet person ever. But it was then pretty normal and I think the Chinese do it too. Now we are living the same pressures against other migrants. Will they go from Juanes to John's? Will Maria become Jessica?

OMG! Even that is not possible due to the laws where one cannot change our name and also vote.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

Wow! But don't you all worry, as soon as one of us gets sick or dies, we'll know who hot food poisoning. And we'll continued eating it up. Did I miss anything? Like maybe reacting differently to such an event? Nah! That's why chicken is so expensive! Its all the chlorine!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (7 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

....oh OK, very nice Mr...what did you said your name was?

Oh, one last question before we give you a pilots license, have you or will you have in the future a husband or wife or close relatively living in captivity at the moment?

Is the captivity legal or illegal, please explain.

Have had to purchase a rope ladder or just copious amounts of rope from the home Depot recently?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Colbert didn't even break a sweat.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.

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