akakunai

Buttery males? What'd I miss?

"We are not Nazis, we just vote for the National Socialist German Workers' Party."

They're the leading cause of death in children.

Uh...WHAT? Ain't no fucking way. *checks statistics*

...😳 what the actual fuck. Y'all doin alright down there?

What part are you having trouble with?

B-boner? Tf kinda noise is your boner making?

Took me until high school to realize bonjour=bon jour=good day. My brain just about exploded. Worldview destroyed.

What would you have Bernie do after loosing his primary?

Ah man, you've got a Cadillac.

I had me an old Panasonic model at my old apartment that wasn't as nice but goddamn if you set that MF to the strongest setting 🫨🫨. The thing would clean your ass, rectum and colon lol.

I know a guy that said he doesn't wash around his ass when he showers because "that's gay as hell". I don't even wanna know what kind of biome he's got flourishing down there.

IREALLYDUNNOWHATURSAYIN

Y'know nobody forced you to write this.

And don't call me Shirley.