You are right at the beginning, but wrong in several aspects towards the end of your comment.
the idea that Trump is competently executing on plans that can be laid out coherently is also laughable.
For example, think about the sheer amount of executive orders he has put out in his first few days of his second term. This must have been planned and prepared. It was not just some random sh*t. You may be underestimating him a lot if you only think of "insane" etc. It was for a purpose.
Why are they putting this in the newspaper? This is not the first totally insane pro-Trump story I have seen in The Guardian.
The world is much more than "pro or against trump". They want diversity and they are doing well.
Not at all.
That is only true in a very general way.
In this specific case it does not help you with critisizing the guardian, because then you would first require them to know (and to give a damn about) your personal estimation of what is "horseshit and non-horseshit" ;-)