My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, "oh wait, I'm lactose intolerant" his girlfriend wasn't pleased, but I didn't have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

Are you calling white people potato's? Cause if so thats a new one and I can't say that you're wrong

Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream

Careful where you do that, you could get grabbed by the feet and slammed into the wall by a pensioner

Imma broke bitch, it sucked giant ass when the biggie bag went from 4 to 5 then to 6 bucks in my area. There is no delusions of grandeur when eatin at Wendy's, is jus cheap an becoming less an less.

An jus as one piece is kicking off not only it's final saga but more of its successful live action. The Great Pirate Era is really upon us!

Because they won't let me delete my account. It's been locked for like 3 years without any real reason. And I know people say that all the time but since 2017 I've made 4 posts, a dnd beyond giveaway and 3 gleam ones. Submitted request for deletion or unlock enough to loose track. When shit dick took over I figured itd be easier, what with all the horrible people gettin their accounts back an all, but still no.

Floating in the diaper tank

Just to see how it tastes

This is the 3rd renegade angel meme I've seen in the last week, an is all been you. Out here doin the Lord's work. Not sure which lord, but thanks either way!

I was gonna say, isn't the hullabalooza or whatever supposed to be '94. The episode is an oldies