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LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0

The rotten asshole

A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

He was like, 'Dude! That's a great idea... You've got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-'

Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.

Crap, now I have to change all my passwords.

"Doo the Dew!"

As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.

You have to kind of service the top edge of the hole with the tip of the straw to soften it up before you guide it the rest of the way in.

Oh crap. A goofy mecha-bowser just showed up in my city. I must be in the SNES version.

You can tell you did a good job if an ethereal slide whistle plays as you do this.

My grandma got mighty upset when I tried to polish her whole head.

It could be a regional thing. Where I'm from a screw with a single straight slot can be called a flathead whether the actual head of the screw is flat or domed.

That's just our mascot, the "Lemmdigo".