Wage_Slave

joined 1 year ago
[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

The mini, due to it's small size and easy to boof design I think would make it the most cancerous of the designs.

Imagine, finally being able to boof your iphone and then the battery goes full spicy pillow and pops. And the inside of the battery is where the real cancer magic happens.

Pretty embarrassing stuff if you ask me.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it 'til it's filled

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's not even their company and just the suggestion here has their legal teams on high alert and ready.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Oh dude, what you need to do is start collecting video games.

As I grew up i found myself still playing. Not wanting to stop. Looking at it from a far more mature perspective than i ever had before and thought "Fuck it, horde video games" and these days it is on the same level as those who collect comic books. Can be seen as an albeit childish hobby, but is recognized as also an investment. I mean, my collection of video games is insured for more than new sedan.

Much like dad who collected hot wheels, mom has hutch of ultra expensive china, you have your games and can explain and tell stories in much greater and entertaining details than any tin car. I mean, explain Last of us, or Hentai vs. Evil, it's gonna be a better story than "It's a tbird"

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