Why?

Looking mindlessly at my phone and scrolling through pointless posts puts me to sleep significantly faster than laying still listening to whatever thoughts and concerns my brain conjures up.

mild cases of death

This got me.

I think for the foreseeable future, we'd likely still track age via Earth years for the sake of avoiding this kind of thing

This is actually how it's handled in the science fiction universes. Star Wars for example uses Corusant time as the standard across the galaxy.

Tiffany Amber Theissen.

It's not about your age difference. It's just hitting 30. My wife is 5 years younger than me and I couldn't tell you how old either of us are

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Dadworld is trying to be Daddit. It just needs more from there to join.

Edit: network error posted the same thing multiple times.