Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

I’m sure a lot of sex workers make money while pooping.

Learning is great, especially when it costed nothing!

Pronounced "oñon"

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

Whoa whoa whoa, hold up: it’s NOT foreigners?!?

Not that I’m disagreeing with your anger, but I feel like that much emotion at least warrants using the person’s correct name.