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Na noones gonna complain. In case of genitalia, maybe, but not here.

Especially since it's been marked nsfw

Atleast twice

He was just a crazy sadist but he's French so let's call him a philosopher

One tiny question. What happened?

Well I'm dating a female golfer but she gets equipment and all. Maybe shoes?

Things got real awkward real fast

it's cold. Hope that helps ❤️

Yep yep yep I'm also the one who always goes around telling people that 😂

Mitch is very heavily influenced by Steven Wright!

I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

I wrote a book. I have the page numbers done, and now I just have to fill in the rest. I wrote a song too, but I can’t read music, so I don’t know what it is.

“I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I thought to myself, ‘You know, now's the time I should start stealing some stuff since I don't have any fingerprints.