Can't believe you're missing out on apple juice. It is heavenly

Oddly enough I now crave it

Coffee, but I can get the ick from coffee once in a while the way I do with eggs, then it's either tea or nothing.

Also add a cup of tea in winter evenings since I don't wanna go over one cup of coffee a day.

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I thought there was a cockroach running at me on my bed.

Was just a trick of the light.

It's porn isn't it.

Thanks for the arrows ❤️

But seriously what a badass picture

Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

Believed this until I was like 16 and so did everyone else in our school.

A girl did anal and got pregnant and since it was anal that got her pregnant she was gonna poop out the baby. Funny thing is I was part of the group conversation that started this rumor and STILL we all believed it.

We've got a frog tong. Every time a frog gets in the house catch it with a tong and toss it in the garden.