People aren’t original. See: New ___

Tiny peepee

yeah we still mostly use dollar bills but we do have dollar coins and have had dollar coins in circulation for a long while predating these versions even.

no they wouldnt. its money. i work at a gas station we get these all the time

These aren’t rare or unseen. All legal US money

they gotta find a bald guy, unless he sleeps naked it wont be much an issue

I once told my cousin that eventually your fingers fall off and you grow in your adult fingers. I told him like how his dad(physical laborer) has big hands/ fingers eventually his would be like that. He believed me but asked my other cousin when he got home who just confirmed it to him. Now we both are kinda jerks maybe but this comic could totally happen.

put it in the microwave

It’s worse that it’s not a conspiracy and it’s just the norm

“Pick me daddy trump! Did you see how fast I raised my hand?”

the dragon fire doesnt need to melt the spire bricks it simply melts the mortar between them

once had a coworker complaining about how the gloves at work make her hands smell gross. she wouldn't wash her hands or change her gloves enough. your nasty hands make your hands smell gross.