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Nestle: "Write that down, write that down!"

"Excuse me, it's 'list of color'."

"Or die at home from a curable illness."

not in a racist way, I swear, more of a "race realism" sort of way

Translated: "I am telling myself black people are actually like this so I don't have to feel bad."

What a dickwad.

"They'll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!"

I want a recut of Beastars, but Louie is a construction vehicle.

A deer will fuck up your car if you hit it.

"WE WAS TOLD PRECIOUS WAS SAFE IN THE BLOCKCHAIN! WE SPENT MANY DOGECOINS FOR ITS!"

Oh, hell yes, that's more like it! Thank you!

I looked up NewPipe on the Google Play Store. First, there's, like, four different options that are suspiciously similar. I click the one with 4.4 stars (others had, like, 2), and it says it collects and shares location data with third parties, and this data can't be deleted?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no to that.

"Thank you for being a loyal member! As a gift, we won't fuck you over just yet."

Facts. The baby stays in the warm womb longer, thus darkening the skin. It's where the term "bun in the oven" came from.