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Where to put a smartphone if you move fast and need it always at hand? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Springfield, Ohio faces 2nd day of bomb threats after Trump ‘eating pets’ rant in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In America terrorists are too stupid to spend even a single brain cell coming up with a strategy besides "shoot up a school cuz that's what they all do".

Bomb threat in Springfield spurs fear and closures after false anti-migrant claims in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Kamala Harris ate my dog it's true I saw it on youtube

/s (obviously)

Buy a Ford, get a spionage vehicle instead. in c/technology@lemmy.world

The Apple Polishing Cloths compatiblity has been updated for iPhone 16 in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Polishing cloth compatibility? Does using a non apple screen wiping cloth brick the phone now?

Republicans dismayed by Trump’s ‘bad’ and ‘unprepared’ debate performance in c/news@lemmy.world

Black mold growing on the dispensers at my local McDonald's in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

At least they're not chic fil a. Imagine the same scummy business practices except they also apply "Christian values" to everything.

I can't wait in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Liberals eat people's dog tho. If you vote for Harris she will eat your dog. Checkmate /s

[USA] Presidential Debate Mega Thread in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago

Kamala Harris eats people's dogs it's true I saw it in TV last night /s

What happened with active users on Lemmy? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

The CIA got 'em

GTA VI has been internally delayed by Rockstar Games and they’re already decided on the early to mid 2026 release window. PC is planned for around 12 - 18 months after the console launch. (Rumor) in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Delaying pc release that fucking long. What consoles are they even trying to force people to buy? Consoles have become kind of a niche thing, now everyone has macbooks and pcs. Nvidia graphics cards have replaced the console pyramid scheme. Will Nvidia even allow them to do this? They develop the game on pc for fuck sake.

If I play the game at all I'm pirating it. There is no acceptable reason to release the pc version 18 months after the console version. Are there even going to BE any consoles out in 2026 that can run the game?

Dear iPhone users: in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 week ago

This comment section certainly won't devolve into a raging dumpster fire /s

I'll go pop the popcorn.