PenisDuckCuck9001

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[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm OK with actual honest to goodness videos on lemmy generally. It's those fucking gifs that drive me up the fucking wall. Gifs should be banned from lemmy, they're so heavily abused. 3 out of 4 "video" posts is actually just a 100mb+ gif. Use any fucking thing other than gifs. Fuck gifs. If I had a time machine I would go back in time just to prevent gifs from getting invented just so people would stop posting 1 minute long gifs all over lemmy. In fact, maybe I should plot and scheme to sneak the removal of gif support from the lemmy software git repo somehow the same way hackers got that ssh virus in.

Fuck gifs. Everyone needs to stop choosing to use them instead of any other format. Literally anything else would be better. Even drawing a representation of what happened in crayon would be better than posting a gif. If videos are too complicated to figure out you need to be posting a picture or maybe just go outside. Fuck.

I deal drugs for a cheap price but I deliver them in my ass. They have to be retrieved on camera for my OF.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"we can't draw pixels anymore without making graphics cards stupidly expensive because of Reasons (TM)"

Fify

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No, but the skills you learn by spending 100% of your spare time fixing all the stuff that gets borked after every update prepares you to take better advantage of the easier distros and be more efficient with them.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

But if you have an RV, lab equipment and a helper, you could be a travelling drug dealer with an onlyfans.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So will the Republicans start trying to get rid of copyright law and legalize piracy? That would be.. Awkward.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In America terrorists are too stupid to spend even a single brain cell coming up with a strategy besides "shoot up a school cuz that's what they all do".

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Kamala Harris ate my dog it's true I saw it on youtube

/s (obviously)

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Polishing cloth compatibility? Does using a non apple screen wiping cloth brick the phone now?

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