OopsAllTwix

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

The check is in the mail.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 hours ago

“Shit hawks...big dirty shit hawks...they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low..swooping down..shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest”

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

Don't want to pay taxes, but are fine with having a king. It's almost like they're full of shit.

I replaced the backlight strips in mine last summer, and it's still going strong.

There's also Mabox, Archcraft, and Arco.

The Orion and/or Tristar pictures logo.

Bake 'em away toys!

I want my food dyed and my clothing salted. Toothpaste is a waste. I use Duncan Hines frosting instead.

I think the Secret Service detail assigned to Trump might have a problem with that. I think Biden killing Trump or canceling the election would be a gift to the Republicans that they don't need. One can dream though.

I have a small dog who likes to pull anything down that he can. Blankets off of the couch, towels off of the bar, sweatshirts off of the chair. He seems pretty chuffed with himself he proudly sits next to his handiwork. My wife and I think he just likes doing it because it's all he really can do. It's harmless and he seems to enjoy it.

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