NewEnglandRedshirt

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[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (4 children)

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ok there bud.

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pizza and weed sounds like a good business model, tbh

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how much of it was actually written in prison versus after his release, but the Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is it bad that I was going to mention that one too? Except I would have referred to him as a failed painter. "Austrian Corporal" indicates that he may have been mildly successful at some point.

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Easy there, Edgelord.

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's like when someone tells me something is unbreakable. It becomes my mission to come up with a way of breaking it.

I don't care if this is satire. No bad word should ever be spoken or written about Bandit Heeler.

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Only the Dark Side has the power to have you do a 360 on the swing!"

I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but I'm talking about the DARE program.

[โ€“] NewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Uhhhhh... poop knife?

But seriously, I was a kid who had to go through DARE in school, and I did not know how much outright lying was part of that program. And because I was a goody-two-shoes, I believed everything DARE told me.

I was in my late 30s before Reddit presented me with facts that showed me that LSD does not, in fact, pool at the base of your spine and cause you to trip randomly for the rest of your life.

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