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Suchte gerade Ablenkung in einer Bar. Du hast mich zum Lachen gebracht, Danke!

Reminds me of the show „the good place“. Thought the replacements there are quite good. Like shirt, fork, bench, ash, deck, cork. The k in fork makes it hit better while „fudge“ just doesn’t scratch that itch when you need to express yourself with „fuck“

Hab mein Treffen mit Obama auch neulich absagen müssen. Hab nix zurückgehört aber er war sicher am Boden zerstört!

Isn’t the biggest problem of desalination where and how to get rid of the brine safely, rather than the desalination itself?

Oh god, I needed to read this comment to actually understand the joke of the post.

I‘m stuck in a dunning-Kruger-loop. I think I’m kinda smart so that must meant I’m actually kinda dumb but then if I think I’m dumb that must mean I’m actually smart but if I think im smart it must mean I’m really kinda dumb…

I gave up asking, but when she’s down it’s a straight forward „wanna have sex?“

Definitely not. While some people in Germany learn a bit of French as a third language in school, you’ll definitely be better off with English.

I never noticed hotel names being often French. It might come from an attempt to sound more exotic or luxurious within Germany. The comments might have just been French tourists. It’s the biggest neighbouring country after all.

I’m here! How did you not see me?

How so?

Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!