Forrest Gump is for Boomers what Ready Player One was for Gen X. And I'm sure they'll be something for Millennials soon. Just Nostalgia for the sake of Nostalgia barely laced together with a plot.

I'm certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you're just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

Ain't that pretty fucking obvious?

No, most people really don't care.

I'm not an ant, so it's not really scary at all to me.

The problem with being friendly, is that people keep wanting to push it further and actually become friends. I don't have time for that, I'm full up.

Antlers fall off and grow back every year, surgery would be unnecessary. This is illogical.

Those are the same thing.

Of course not, that's silly.

They are, that's just the truth.

Probably because they aren't idiots.

All the negative traits you list are my favorite things about cats! I love their independence and fuck you attitude.