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According to Pornhub data (yes seriously!) Linux market share in 2024 increased more than 40% relative to 5.1% of all users. in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Windows grew?

Chocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't say chewy

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Chocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind." in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
TIL The ancient Romans created an artificial sweetener called "Sugar of Lead" by corroding lead in vinegar. It has a mildly sweet taste and also causes brain damage in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sugar does that too you know. Better and cheaper.

TIL The ancient Romans created an artificial sweetener called "Sugar of Lead" by corroding lead in vinegar. It has a mildly sweet taste and also causes brain damage in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What makes you think it was for children?

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Diddy Found Guilty of Lesser Charges in Sex Trafficking and Racketeering Trial (www.jezebel.com)
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind." (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Ahem, well well in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Ahem, well well in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I've got tweets from the 80s

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Ahem, well well (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
J.D. Vance Dismisses Kicking Millions Off Medicaid: 'Minutiae' in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Barely anyone will die. Fuget about it

Edit: /s

Keep going in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Noooooooooooookoo

big catch in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Rod for scale

Just keep typing, wage slaves in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Just keep typing, wage slaves in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'd like an update then

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It used to be just weird Christians, but now everyone's pretty much on board with burning Harry Potter books. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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What is an embarrassing but funny thing you did? I'll start. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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I had just had a friendly and fun dinner with some Cuban VIPs because of a work thing. After dinner I was supposed to take a picture of the US and Cuban group together.

I tried to tell everyone "Say 'Cheese'" because I knew it would be odd but interesting to the Spanish speakers who were unfamiliar with American ways, but I don't speak Spanish very well.

I said, "Hablo Queso," which means 'I speak cheese.'

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TIL that Orson Welles hated his nose and had a collection of fake noses he wore almost constantly (cinemasojourns.com)
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When you find a new podcast that has lots of episodes already recorded, do you start at the beginning, the latest, or what? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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TIL Disney killed a bunch of puppies making "Snow Buddies" and weren't allowed to use the "no animals were harmed" claim (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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It's my cake day. 2 years of my life spent here. Unrelated pic (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 
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Sometimes when I think about US politics, I worry. But then I remember this is a country that had gone through a civil war, numerous scandals, a great depression and dust bowl, two world wars, (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

various assassinations, the brink of nuclear apocalypse, an unpopular political war away from home that caused a social movement, and political espionage.

It's like we're cursed.

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US question: Would you approve of your state seceding from the Union, declaring independence from the United States? I think California, Oregon, and Washington would, and probably Colorado too. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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