Matt Braunger did
Lighttrails
I get 5 sick days a year. I can roll over sick days, allowing up to 13 sick days a year. If I use more that 2 in a row, I need a doctors note. If I use 5 sick days in a row I forfeit my bonus pay for that month. Fuck me right?
Like stealing candy from a baby…
Do you remember?
HOW YA DOIN BOY
The Crystal Ship
Quick, check to see if all of the dolphins left the planet.
Go to the wieners circle and ask for the chocolate shake
The only podcast I listen to is the only podcast that has ever existed and it’s called ‘All Fantasy Everything.’ Everything else other users have posted is actually All Fantasy Everything in disguise behind a Joker mask hiding deep in the jungles of Bolivia. Pretty twisted.
There’s a Pillars of the Earth series?! I read the book last year and loved it.
TWIRLING TWIRLING
Here’s my take: most countries outside of the US are lacking when it comes to condiments and sauces. It’s your food, dress it how you wish. One of my recent favorites for pizza is Bachan’s Original Japanese Bbq sauce