Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 week ago

That's not usually used for sarcasm, but to inflect a mocking tone.

"iS nO oNe GoInG tO mEnTiOn..."

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At least the NES version of TMNT could be beaten. I had the DOS version where one of the levels has a slight difference in platform height, making a jump that's possible on other versions to make and finish the level, impossible on the DOS version.

Zelda isn't really super hard, it just doesn't tell you were to go so you spend a lot of time doing shit until you hit a point where you need a tool you haven't yet found and have to go somewhere else.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 week ago

A dome? Wouldn't an iron curtain be better? You can open and close it whenever you want!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Emojis go in replies. But trophies go right next to your username! 😤

Edit: Thanks for the trophy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It's only gay if you knot.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

That's a fun phrase to say out loud.

"AMD-powered NUKE"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah there is but only if the ass is still attached to the beaver.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why is your wife peeing while standing up? 🤔

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My Jetta's engine just exploded into a fire ball one day going to work. Does that qualify as a "hoopty?"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Where are they going to deport them? The past, before the white man came?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All laws are suspended during the purge.

Just cut in line.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That beep is so distinct. I would recognize it more than the actual startup tune lol

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