Look on the bright side: a vote for Biden is really just a vote for Kamala Harris with extra steps.

When Jon Stewart referred to Biden's expression as resting 25th amendment face. 💀

The most dangerous phrase is "we've always done it this way".

The one from Shrek

go to bed at 2pm and get up at 10pm

While we are making reasonable demands, stop using 12 hour time. Sincerely, everyone else.

Inside out and cold water will save you money and your clothes. Come on, people, those don’t even require effort.

*gets slammed in the face*

“Welcome to the Internet opinion gauntlet”.

I don’t have a job or car

Delivery driver

Yep, there’s a pneumatic tube attached to that vending machine that goes all the way to Ecuador. Simple physics, really.

Gift cards expiring isn’t legal in Canada. We just expect you to lose them, and there is still plenty of profit in that, apparently.

This sounded like a disaster when it was first revealed they were basically relaying messages through some Macs they had lying around the office.

A bit underwhelming.

That title is wild and there is no way to read it correctly.