Jerkface

Perfect example of a blatantly intellectualy dishonest argument right here. Show me how Pokemon cards were designed to burn down a house.

Right? I mean, why would someone who shot their spouse do anything irrational?

owns 47 guns, 26,000 rounds -> shoots wife

Never woulda seen that coming! Must be the booze!

They got called out on all their bullshit, in front of the staff they were trying to take advantage of.

Ethern't.

Between the lines of "I don't want to" reads "I have to", which is easily disputed if said out loud.

It's like... 2001 shareware shitpost flavored.

Take 'im away, toys.