[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?

Step two say ????? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn't a big deal.

Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

The most protected gang in the US

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

Not always, I'll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I'd sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that's on my mind most of the time.

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

Meat chickens are called broilers, and egg chickens are called layers. Since they have been selectively bred for each specific purpose

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Have you considered switching to Matrix or Signal over Discord?

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I agree, only sensible way to do it

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 1 month ago

If only they had stuck with that

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I'm the main character, obviously, why else would the sun revolve around the earth? Purely to honor me the main character, reincarnated in this dying world to save it from the demon lord known as See Oh Too, and its generals Shell, BP, and Chevron. /S

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 months ago

The best kind next to feta

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, and the lore rabbit hole gets deep, read most of the comics and books, it was really cool as a whole universe with supporting toys.

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

I probably would have bought Bionicles, still sad they got discontinued

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