[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

It’s about time Canada got some of that internet money that it so rightly deserve.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They have:

“Apple has separately sued Masimo for patent infringement in federal court in Delaware. It has called Masimo's legal actions a "maneuver to clear a path" for its own competing smartwatch.”

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

You know what they say, people in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

My point has nothing to do with whether they had cause or not blow him out of the sky. My point is that it’s easier to control a leased dog vs an unleashed. The Wagner mercenary group worshiped the ground their bosses walked on and by murdering him not only do they not want to join the Russian military but now they want payback/revenge on those that killed him.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

To start they probably should not have blown their bosses out of the sky but that’s just like my opinion man.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What they are saying is that Apple is now fine with people repairing their own devices because the cost of the equipment/parts to replace parts in their own devices likely is more expensive than the average Joe is willing to sink into a DIY project, with none guaranteed results, as opposed to just send it to Apple for a repair.
Sure people can now send it to a third party for a fix but if the cost for a repair at a third party shop is marginally lower than an Apple repair, Apple is betting that a customer will likely choose them vs. a third party. Apple will be gatekeepers over NEW replacement parts for their devices so it’s a win win win for them. They win if you buy their parts to replace parts, they win if you take it to a third party and you buy their parts and they win if you take it to Apple for service and repairs.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Everyday we are one step closer to the plot of Demolition Man. I cannot wait to taste some boosted Taco Bell.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Lol, no thanks.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Paid for by a totally independent research grant not provided by a corporation with an axe to grind against work from home.”

Fuck off with this bullshit.

Edit* People are downvoting this because you’re giving propaganda a platform, “don’t shot the messenger”, don’t post corporate sponsored garbage unironically.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

They should have used their poop knife.

[-] Heisme@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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