Head

joined 1 year ago
[–] Head@lemmings.world -4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of 'I don't have a vagina BUT' posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn't asked BUT...

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

[–] Head@lemmings.world 18 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Uh kiddie porn for example

[–] Head@lemmings.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.

[–] Head@lemmings.world 69 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

My banking app ಠ_ಠ

[–] Head@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

They say au naur out loud

[–] Head@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just what we need. /s

[–] Head@lemmings.world 26 points 1 month ago

I'm an American living abroad for a decade and a half and when I hear my own accent at tourist spots I cringe hard. I guess this is an example of cultural cringe?

[–] Head@lemmings.world 8 points 1 month ago

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn't figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

[–] Head@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?

[–] Head@lemmings.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.

[–] Head@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

I could hear this in my head and now I'm angry.

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