Haus

joined 6 months ago
 

KERPLOOIE, SNOW! YOUR MOVE!

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 1 points 1 week ago

"Lemmee just manufacture a few million more MAGAs on my way out the door..."

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tuxedo, top hat and tails, and a monacle. The pipe, of course, is suggested, but optional. Any less, and Jeeves will tut-tut you mercilessly.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A kid in my class put his arm inside a... I don't remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn't the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 46 points 2 months ago

I've always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to "earth apple" (aarde meaning "earth" and appel meaning "apple").

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'd advise using an African Swallow.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty musically ignorant, but I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was Chicago.