The insurance industry will love this.

Because this was their plan all along.

Edit: request already rejected, but I’m sure they’ll mention it on appeal.

Pedal, not petal.

Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)

This news site also heavily covered the Marion County newspaper raid. They’re good folk imo

That would be the dream, but people gotta eat. Hope she at least gets a raise.

I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.

I’m gonna nitpick: Satanism is not Paganism. This was a satanic idol and not a pagan idol.

Is Russia paying for this one like the one in Canada too?

I do not understand how Republicans are so evil.

I am god of the beavers.

We can still blame google for not low prioritizing alcohol ads when people search for sobriety.

We edited a real trial to be a reality show!

I bet the producers are so, so proud