This is either bait or an incredible bit.

Boxer briefs

I like briefs but find regular briefs too short (ironically)

The UK? That checks out.

Aren't Democrats currently arming one side of the Russo Ukrainian conflict and arming the Israeli occupation? And didn't those same Democrats increase military funding?

Not if we overthrow the capitalist system.

I'm a severe arachnophobe but I still would rather have them than centipedes.

Yes you can be in the one that tolerates fascist if you want.

Just pirate bro it's not that hard lol

Corporatism=literally capitalism