When I read "never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse" my first thought was "wow, they only ever used punched cards" until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

Well, Mr Chalupapocalypse, your breakthrough on cold fusion is really profitable for the company, but the VP of marketing was disappointed you didn't cup his balls during last week's blowjob session, so...best we can do is a 3.9

If pirating it and saving to a thumb drive counts as physical media, then yeah, I guess.

The main benefit is that when people get tired of distro flame wars, they can move on to init system flame wars.

Some projects achieve total perfection and require no more support. No, I can't name any.

First install was Ubuntu 9.04 on a very basic and mainstream Dell desktop at the time. Most recent was Arch on a 2013 MacBook Air. Honestly, the only thing that made this complicated was that the bootloader was so out of date that it didn't recognize the newer NVME drive I put in it. After installing Arch, I messed around for a while getting the Fn/shortcut keys set up perfectly. I would not have even thought of doing that back in 2009.

This comment is quite a wild ride.

You're telling me that Charlie Kirk played Spider-Man?

Sorry, vanilla person here: how does one use a spoon as a sex toy?

Went to a foreign country for vacation and bought a whole-ass bale of hay. Most of the dream was me trying to smuggle it home through customs.

My intrusive thoughts go crazy when I see this.

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.