DickFiasco

Lol, real life "Airplane!"

The responsibility has been successfully transferred to the taxpayers.

This documentary was inspired by the murder of Gunnar Gunnarssonsson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0

Yes officer, this comment right here.

It's raining men by the weather girls.

When I read "never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse" my first thought was "wow, they only ever used punched cards" until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-q29hbEP04&t=4

I'm still waiting for that TV show where the guy says"I'd buy that for a dollar"

Well, both could be correct. I can't find the relevant info on Wikipedia though.

It rubs the frankincense on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I'm stealing this