At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.

Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn't know.

Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.

Finde ich gut, dass man die Umfrage auch anonym beantworten kann.

As Lord Gaben once said: Piracy is a service problem.

Make better service, have less piracy.

Or don't buy it, then pirate it.

Ok, grandpa.

Two Eevees standing on a hitachi.

How much data does it use?

There's an easy way to fix that. Stop listening to Joe Rogan.

Mz granddad used to say "Life is hard and unfair." whenever we complained about stupid shit.

Ich wenn ich kacken, Kaffee holen und rauchen war, um danach ne halbe Stunde länger zu machen, weil "das noch ganz dringend heute fertig werden muss".