Where is goldbug hiding?

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Ah yes. The memories of a few minutes of flavor and a few more of sadness as you chew hoping it would return.

I'll never forget that time at 6yrs old when I just kept chewing. It eventually just disintegrated and I was left with the consistency of old wet kleenex. I had to literally scrape my tongue to get rid of it all.

Months. You misspelled months.

Farewell Yo-yo Man

It's the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that's a sin.

"You are a human too" for all people.

But don't you want to have what I've come to enjoy: Printer roulette?

Win, "printer", enter.......come on Printer and Scanner control panel, baby wants a new printer queue to kill that stuck job......dammit edge, no I don't want to search bing for an inkjet.

Win, "printer"...., enter.......come on Control Panel, you can do it......HP Smart Panel, you piece of crap