"I'm sorry (this got out)."

That's funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Pass the joint, bud.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

I'm not into that but if that's what my friends want I'll enjoy it.

"Sorry, we'll come back later when you're feeling better."

I guess that's just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn't have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.

Why the fuck do these sexy dice have "sand"?

Fun fact: Spider-man wasn't allowed to punch enemies in that show.

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.

Nature is so beautiful.

Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.