[-] Case@unilem.org 14 points 8 months ago

We keep the front mowed for the HOA.

The backyard can grow until we worry about snakes affecting our pups.

We have a front garden that gets no care outside HOA recommendations. It came with the house.

Can't wait until I can OWN a house, but the market (with all the influences upon it) isn't there.

I'm saving, and considering moving to another state, if that helps all the pedantic monsters our there.

[-] Case@unilem.org 10 points 8 months ago

That and I doubt he wants to be shooting ready in an antman costume to walk around the neighborhood with his daughter.

His costume, other than the wig, is comfy as fuck. He can transition into whatever the night reasonably holds without have to have costumers remove the stuff and strip him of makeup, etc.

Besides, its probably in his contract to NOT portray his marvel character OUTSIDE of the movies, simply to retain proper branding. If he tried to put on his own antman getup, it would pale in comparison to a pound of makeup backed up by CGI artists.

[-] Case@unilem.org 28 points 8 months ago

Time enjoyed is not wasted.

I keep trying to get this through to my wife, who burns herself out frequently with some dire consequences.

[-] Case@unilem.org 43 points 9 months ago

Imagine losing your father in a tragic fashion, only for Hollywood execs to make a marketable facsimile of appearance and voice. If they could store his corpse and make it dance like a marionette they would.

Talk about retraumatizing the poor lady.

[-] Case@unilem.org 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

John 8:7 ESV / 34 helpful votes And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Fucking hypocritical politicians, same the world over.

Edit: I'm not religious overall, but I love throwing scripture in the face of these assholes.

[-] Case@unilem.org 11 points 9 months ago

This has to be satire, right?

[-] Case@unilem.org 10 points 9 months ago

Knowing when to die is the key to a puzzle in fact, if memory serves. Possibly more than one.

[-] Case@unilem.org 15 points 10 months ago

As a Texan, I do.

Also as a Texan, I'm looking at more socialist countries to move to.

We're not all bad, some of us are just stuck.

[-] Case@unilem.org 11 points 10 months ago

Read a story about a shifter druid (3.5e) that jumped off a cliff and transformed into a whale.

Landed on an orc village killing all inhabitants.

Cleverly cheesing the rules is a feature, not a bug.

Also the peasant rail gun cones to mind, lol.

[-] Case@unilem.org 22 points 10 months ago

You get the government you voted for?

For so many people in this country that isn't the case.

I live in a deep red state. I sure as fuck did not vote that way.

The country has gotten so bad that I'm not looking into moving States any more. I'm looking at other countries.

[-] Case@unilem.org 11 points 10 months ago

Got Shaggy and Daphne, Fred doesn't look so good with the hairline and all, Velma apparently transitioned, good for him, and Scoob is long dead. Dogs don't live that long.

[-] Case@unilem.org 71 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So possibly, in a thousand years or so, we could have parasites that improve our lives in every conceivable way.

Just need to eat an egg salad sandwich from a truckstop restroom coin op machine.

Edit: I'm a little busy at work, so maybe I read the replies wrong - but this was a Futurama reference.

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