CaptSatelliteJack

joined 4 months ago
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What's a good browser for Android?

To jerk each other off

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 4 points 4 days ago

From someone who's played both, this is far abbas away the superior cat game vs Stray.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 8 points 4 days ago

Yes, absolutely. It is both more technically engaging and less punishing than something like Stray. There's no "damage" of any kind, including fall damage, so there's no game overing to worry about. The one time I managed to "die" in this game, I had found a way out of bounds and then fell into the void. The game just put me back at my last spot in bounds, no progress lost, easy as anything. The only thing that requires any kind of skill is jumping and pouncing, and even then, only because the reticle takes a little getting used to. If we're being totally honest, this game was made by one of the original Half Life devs for his children.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

I bet a few of your holes could accommodate two of these buddies

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 7 points 1 week ago

Do you also complain about movies being staged?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll be honest, I thought this was gonna be a thoughtless rage-bait click getter. Instead, it was a fascinating examination of what a Space Marine really is, through the lenses of history, politics, and culture. I'm glad I read that.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Rhe most absolutely cursed thing I've ever posted in Teams was 👁 👄 👁 in the org main chat. The mouth is tilted 45°, all the emojis are huge, and weirdly animated. It was very funny.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 47 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like something I'd pay 16$ to have served by a malnourished hipster on a cutting board to a table lit by a bar bulb as an appetizer.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

A Remedy made, Control-iverse set, co op horde shooter?? If this is a dream, let me sleep.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

FBC? As in the Federal Bureau of Control? Firebreak was one of the areas in Control, so it sounds like a spinoff of that game. Which is very interesting considering there's already a Control 2 on the way.

E: Just found the trailer. It's everything I hoped for and more.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 3 weeks ago

I will personally shout out Tactical Beach Wizards. Incredible writing, charming art style, easy to learn hard to master mechanics, loads of content for the price, it really is a gem of a game. All my homies hate Steve Clark!

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