CalamityEmu

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[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 38 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

 
 

The DM's description of the damage was "You still have enough bones to keep most things in place."

 
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Speaking as a player (most of the time) I love making things worse for my poor character. And I send my evilest ideas to my DM. Who then makes them heartachingly worse. It's great.

 

If this posts twice, my apologies, it was loading super slow and I tried to upload again. If not, do me a favor and disregard this message. Didn't happen.

 
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago

I made an adventure for this based on the Tiny D6 Pirates system. They were in 1820s or so San Francisco so we've got robber barons, Emperor Norton, and all sorts of weird stuff thrown in. You can also have fun with cholera epidemics and floods and gold rushes.

 

I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.

 
 
 
 
 

But I suppose the truly insane could stack starting with the d4.

 
[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago

Lower level and a high-level NPC bard gave the inspiration. Unsure whether he gave it to the NPC I was up against; if so, the guy flubbed that roll too.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We did manage to steal it and that is eventually the plan. Provided we can throw it without touching it.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Like someone with a deep US Southern accent saying geese. Gee-uhs.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago

At least one of these does look like it's 3d. I hope they did drop at least one die in here amongst the loot.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hm. Re-watching (scene inside the wagon starts about 1:27:00) and yeah, as she's swinging in and we see the floor from a different angle, they are flat. But at least one of them in this pic looks like a d6 with pips.

Missed opportunity here, movie folks :D

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0019.html

Looking forward to this for my character. One more level... :D

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 12 points 6 months ago

First off the development of that backstory is beautiful.

Also my rogue lost all her dignity to a mimic recently. 2 mimics. I shot the second one and tried to hide from it on a bookshelf but it frog-tongued me. Also lost almost all my hit points.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I suppose the correct pedantic way to say it is "Lego bricks" even in the plural. But brevity in titles is a thing I strive for. Less so in the comments section. Also marbles. Marbles feel surprisingly sharp for spheres when stepped upon.

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