Huh?

I appreciate out-of-the-box thinking in a survival situation, but why the fuck did he drink out of his boot? Jesus bro, just cup your hands.

Yes, it's the past tense of mistake.

Isn't "Coonass" what Cajun's call themselves though? Or am I missing something?

Some of us like to poop in the sand box as well.

It's not nearly as bad as I'd expected. You're only doing short bursts of water, so you're not getting brain freeze on your butthole or anything.

What's wrong with being a janitor?

Where are the Palestinians getting updated maps from?

"We don't want any of your leftist 'woke' pipes!"

Shut up Elon, you unfuckable, racist, dork.

Yes, but instead of becoming more powerful, you become more fabulous.

Believe it or not, threatening to murder someone isn't protected by free speech.