Blackout

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

Mrs. Doyle

When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 23 points 8 months ago

Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 29 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I bet they are going to cancel Putin's Netflix account now. Could start WW3

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 90 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It's very effective.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 20 points 8 months ago

I was going to say this is a spaghetti western

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

I'm really enjoying WHALE by Yellow Ostrich right now.
Alts:
Dirty Dishes - Deer Tick
Washing Machine Heart - Mitski
Trying - Bully

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

He was starting to write "Pickedapairofpickledpepperson"

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

I know! It's saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 25 points 8 months ago

Just change the name to the Trump party while they're at it. The turd loves putting his name on trash.

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