Have you tried lying on the floor, curling up into a ball, and giving up all hope? Always worked for me
Blackout
Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops
You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed
I bet they are going to cancel Putin's Netflix account now. Could start WW3
Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It's very effective.
I was going to say this is a spaghetti western
I'm really enjoying WHALE by Yellow Ostrich right now.
Alts:
Dirty Dishes - Deer Tick
Washing Machine Heart - Mitski
Trying - Bully
He was starting to write "Pickedapairofpickledpepperson"
I know! It's saved in [DEFAULT FOLDER]
Just change the name to the Trump party while they're at it. The turd loves putting his name on trash.
Mrs. Doyle
When Mrs. Doyle offers you a cup of tea it is not a request!