1995ToyotaCorolla

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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You sound like me when I'm white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have an answer for you, but I love how seemingly random it is. Like someone reached into a raffle bowl and was like "Okay ABCC11 you get... Earwax and ...ah. Body odor".

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Until you start seeing fines like "20% of your yearly revenue" this shit is gonna keep happening. A $1M fine isn't even a slap on the wrist to a telecom

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That one DankPods video of the "AI Rice cooker" comes to mind

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I hope I didn't come off as aggressive! I just think it's amazing all the different ways people think.

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