But Jesus drove a Honda.
"For I do no speak of my own Accord"
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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Guess road rage would make him a little cross?
Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!
jesus would totally be a rabid car hater, they're everything the bible says is sinful
like do you think a pickup truck fits through the eye of a needle?
Jesus take the reins
Jesus take the L.
Jesus could be heard yelling "It's GREEN! What were you born in sin!? Move!"
Upvoted for title
I was hoping it wasn't too over the line
Larger boats had wheels to control their rudders though. It's a historically valid expression.
Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.
Source: naval historian
Okay that's a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia
Yeah probably 17th century - confirmed as early as 1703 but expected to have existed earlier. So I was definitely wrong. But how do we know it wasn't invented thousands of years earlier and forgotten? But yeah, not in Jesus' time.
Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We'll never know.
(Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)
we need a Christ on a heist community
I’ve seen you a few times now and wanted to give you a heads up. Your videos don’t seem to play on the browser client.
What does "the browser client" mean? I can see the gifs of the person you are responding to both when using Brave browser to access lemmy.world, and on my phone using Voyager.
Weird. Might be an issue with me, then.
I can't see them from Jerboa.
[Edit] Though I can long-press on the broken image and "Open Link" and then see it.
What are you browsing on? I'm also wondering if it could be a federation issue unrelated to whatever client you're using.
Browsing from iOS right now. I checked from lemmy.world and found that it still wasn’t visible. It’s definitely an issue with ios safari as desktop Firefox rendered it without issue.
Can’t see this on iOS, neither Voyager app nor any browser.
It works for me. Maybe try using Eternity
On iPhone here, not available unfortunately.
If Jesus got the wheel I don't think he'd want to come back to life.