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What you are according to you fav language (lemy.lol)
submitted 6 months ago by sag@lemy.lol to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What? No HTML?

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what did you just share !!!

Power.

Beware: might cause maniacal laughter.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Dude, I just woke up the whole house 🤣

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nice bait, no one likes matlab

[–] snowe@programming.dev 14 points 6 months ago

I genuinely looked for my favorite language before reading the text 😂

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

R is more"you are a researcher or an engineer and also a nerd"

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then C/C++ is You're a smart nerd.

Let the flame wars begin!

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

As a professional C++ programmer I am compelled to agree

[–] chris@lem.cochrun.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

No lisp?

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Implying engineers are not nerds

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

As an engineer, I've met engineers that were jocks and engineers that were dumb. Sometimes they'd even be both

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

Thanks nerd

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Can some nerd tell me what the rightmost two on the bottom row are?

Edit: Didn't notice how old this post was.

[–] sag@lemy.lol 2 points 5 months ago

Second last on bottom row is swift use to build mac or ios software.

[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 2 points 6 months ago

Dodged a bullet, X++ is not on the list! 👍

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I thought javascript would be something like maniac but this is fine too.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago

Labview?