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[–] korendian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ichi_matsu@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From a certain point of view.

[–] sparemethewearysigh@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

……..2/2

Sees it’s a shitpost.

Makes old man grumbly noises….

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or square, if you go to Wendy's.

[–] jimmylongbawlz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At Wendy's we don't cut corners.

They did cut out the "Pick 2" salad-and-side deal, though, so now I can't get my apple pecan salad and baked potato. No reason to go there anymore.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Amy, STFU and give me a long hamburger. With Chili on it.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 points 1 year ago

Think outside the box for once, Amy.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

FAKE

CLEARLY FAKE

This is EXTREMELY non-canonical!

I can tell due to my deep understanding of Sonic The Hedgehog lore!

There's something happening in these comic panels that would NEVER be allowed in this setting:

he's ordering a hamburger instead of a chili dog

[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dear Amy,

You say burgers are round yet the McRib, Long Chicken and other burgers are closer to a pill shape.

Curious.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I've had a long burger at Original Joe's. It was pretty good.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

fukken gotem

[–] ChapolinColoradoNZ@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

*round and flat... Also, circumference measures length so...